the singing is second rate,
why am I here, mate,
for the beer,
for the cheer,
I’m going home, it’s late
-Chris
Celebration Town Tavern
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Monthly Archives: August 2010
Beans & Franks
Zipper.
Ouch.
How did
the beans
get above
the frank?
WE GOT A BLEEDER!
-MHS
Celebration Town Tavern
John
Preying to the John
Why did I drink past nine
Ring around the face
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
Just the Tip
Slippery when wet
beer goggles you
never know
it was just a pet
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
No Place Like Home
It could be in a car
It could be really far
Some can be lured by a poem
& like to be taken home
-Abby
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Salmon Pants
Up the river
and over the rocks,
I’m wearin’ shorts
and tall black socks.
As annoying as fire ants,
are my fancy salmon pants.
-MHS
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Santa Pants
Ho, Ho, Ho
What’s that in Santa’s
pants?
Is it an elf?
Is it a candy cane?
No it’s Ms Claus
-Kurt
Hagan O’Rielly’s Pub
Sweaty Balls
I took a shower in
the AM
I took a shower in the PM
God damn Florida, I
still got sweaty balls
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
Topless
Some men dream
Some men cream
Who needs a crop
When you have a lot
on top
-Abby
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
My Own Fool
I was once married to a fool
who didn’t know he was being
a tool
Kicked his ass out
and now all he does is pout
I will never regret
the best decision yet!
-Jen
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub