If it’s shineey
It’s mine-y!
-Lil’ Mama
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Mulligans Irish Pub, Celebration
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Oh Poop
I hate talking about it
Just like I hate talking
about my best friend
leaving… it’s ugly and brown
and I hate it…
Jessica is leaving… Oh poop.
-Lisa
Mulligans Irish Pub, Celebration
Tiny
I like to work out
To maintain my tiny butt
We will miss your heart
-Kurt
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Tim’s Reverb Flatuation Meter
Angle and speed are important…
-Tim
The Copper Rocket
Karaoke
the singing is second rate,
why am I here, mate,
for the beer,
for the cheer,
I’m going home, it’s late
-Chris
Celebration Town Tavern
John
Preying to the John
Why did I drink past nine
Ring around the face
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
Just the Tip
Slippery when wet
beer goggles you
never know
it was just a pet
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
No Place Like Home
It could be in a car
It could be really far
Some can be lured by a poem
& like to be taken home
-Abby
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Salmon Pants
Up the river
and over the rocks,
I’m wearin’ shorts
and tall black socks.
As annoying as fire ants,
are my fancy salmon pants.
-MHS
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Santa Pants
Ho, Ho, Ho
What’s that in Santa’s
pants?
Is it an elf?
Is it a candy cane?
No it’s Ms Claus
-Kurt
Hagan O’Rielly’s Pub