I took a shower in
the AM
I took a shower in the PM
God damn Florida, I
still got sweaty balls
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern
Sweaty Balls
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Topless
Some men dream
Some men cream
Who needs a crop
When you have a lot
on top
-Abby
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
My Own Fool
I was once married to a fool
who didn’t know he was being
a tool
Kicked his ass out
and now all he does is pout
I will never regret
the best decision yet!
-Jen
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Nineteen Years Old
“…if there’s grass on
the pitch,
let’s play…
…oh, your nineteen years
old,
Wha-hey!!!
-Chris
Celebration Town Tavern
Crazy Hair
Uptown, downtown
whose to know
until game time
no one knows
-Kurt
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Ta Tas
Full
and sweet
Oh such a treat
Can I please
See those tatas
-John
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Baby Chopsticks
Baby chopsticks,
to use or to eat, for
a little kid or a grown up,
whatever, baby chopsticks,
Matt has a big dick!!
-Matt B.
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Bricks
She’s a brickhouse
You should ask her out
-Becky
Urban Flats
Server
What is a server?
A guy who brings the food
or a guy who brings the drinks?
Or a guy who dances
70’s at a skating
rink?
-Matt
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Clickity Clack
Along the track
Clickity clack
Make the booty go
smack
-Abby & Renee
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub