Snort

Posted on January 27, 2011 by MHS

Snort n’ hears a who  
Chokin’ on the smell o’ pooh  
A word Lisa truly hates
 Diaphragm  Out of control
 Nasal honk  SNORT

-MHS
Mulligan’s Irish Pub

Beans & Franks

Posted on August 27, 2010 by MHS

Zipper.
 Ouch.
 How did  
the beans  
get above
 the frank?  
WE GOT A BLEEDER!

-MHS
Celebration Town Tavern

Posted on August 20, 2010 by MHS

Extinct.

-MHS
Mulligan’s Irish Pub

Posted on August 20, 2010 by MHS

Unbalanced stumble  
over some young
 Williams.

-MHS
Urban Flats, Winter Garden

Posted on April 30, 2010 by MHS

Loose lips  
sink ships.
 But not submarines.  
They have sea men.

-MHS
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub

Posted on June 9, 2006 by MHS

Note: One must be in tune  
to C sharp or you’ll B flat 

-MHS
Hooters, Waterford