Baby chopsticks, 

to use or to eat, for

a little kid or a grown up,

whatever, baby chopsticks, 

Matt has a big dick!!

-Matt B.
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub

Loose lips 

sink ships.

But not submarines. 

They have sea men.

-MHS
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub

Small & slimy 

No thank you 

Now give me an 

anaconda & I
say 
Woo-Hoo!

-Em
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub

Yes, there is a 

curly hair on the

floor of my bathroom.

And yes, it’s from my

head.

-Kristy F. McCloskey
Waterford Alehouse