Nerf, nerf everywhere
Welcoming me back to the team.
Some are old friends, some are new
Here’s to all the future
beer we will consume.
-Joan
Mulligans
9th Floor
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Category Archives: Bar Napkin Poetry
Words of Wisdom
When you live in a world
of caos and crunchtime
never forget to make time
for lunchtime!
-Jeff
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Never Do This
Write a poem.
-Sean
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Lips
I like staring at your
lips
when my hands are on your
hips
I then gaze into your eyes
and feel the passion burn inside
I just want to grab your lips and
kiss
it’ll bring us some romantic
bliss
The shape of them
is so unique
my pants grow tight when
you look at me
I want to feel you inside…
and then ride.
-The Gang Bangers
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
Hard
There once was a man who was hard
He got it from reading a card
that was bought at a store
after buying a whore
And now they’re fucking in the yard.
-C+D
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
Motorboat
– I don’t mean to gloat
– but if you want to
get afloat
- you have to show me
your best motorboat
– and that’s all she
wrote.
-The Dirty Trio
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
Vista Remix
Love the view
love the vista
I’m so sorry
I fucked
your sista
She gave me herpes
she gave me the clap
tell that bitch
NEVER CALL BACK!
-Rich
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
There Was Never Such an Hour
The day the drinks
never came
His dick tasted sour
But had impeccable aim!
Happy birthday
Megan!
-Autumn, Lauren, Kristen + Nick
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
Legs Remix (dirty)
Silky smooth
I wanna smoosh
Ass so fine
feels so cush.
Pussy wet for
penetration
now we really got
a mother fuckin situation!
-Rich
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
Legs
Silky smooth
I wanna smoosh
You feel so slick
I wanna push
All up in you
it’s a situation
no time to talk
or conversation.
-Courtney
The Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista