Love the view, love
the vista, love the
way my balls will hit
ya! Love your ass, love
your tits, but can I holla
at your sista?
-Rich
Alehouse, Lake Buena Vista
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Category Archives: Bar Napkin Poetry
I’m not Gentle, When I’m Mental
Thoughts – Violence –
Screaming rage in my
mind – I’m alive. Not
well when I’m alone.
Scared, but humane.
Am I sane? Not tonight.
I break, I bruise, I
ruin flesh. I live!
I let it stay mental. I
have to keep it that way.
-SAB
B-Dubs, Waterford
Shiny
If it’s shineey
It’s mine-y!
-Lil’ Mama
Bitches!
Mulligans Irish Pub, Celebration
Oh Poop
I hate talking about it
Just like I hate talking
about my best friend
leaving… it’s ugly and brown
and I hate it…
Jessica is leaving… Oh poop.
-Lisa
Mulligans Irish Pub, Celebration
Tiny
I like to work out
To maintain my tiny butt
We will miss your heart
-Kurt
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Snort
Snort n’ hears a who
Chokin’ on the smell o’ pooh
A word Lisa truly hates
Diaphragm
Out of control
Nasal honk
SNORT
-MHS
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Tim’s Reverb Flatuation Meter
Angle and speed are important…
-Tim
The Copper Rocket
Karaoke
the singing is second rate,
why am I here, mate,
for the beer,
for the cheer,
I’m going home, it’s late
-Chris
Celebration Town Tavern
Beans & Franks
Zipper.
Ouch.
How did
the beans
get above
the frank?
WE GOT A BLEEDER!
-MHS
Celebration Town Tavern
John
Preying to the John
Why did I drink past nine
Ring around the face
-Kurt
Celebration Town Tavern