Uptown, downtown
whose to know
until game time
no one knows
-Kurt
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
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Category Archives: Bar Napkin Poetry
Ta Tas
Full
and sweet
Oh such a treat
Can I please
See those tatas
-John
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Baby Chopsticks
Baby chopsticks,
to use or to eat, for
a little kid or a grown up,
whatever, baby chopsticks,
Matt has a big dick!!
-Matt B.
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Bricks
She’s a brickhouse
You should ask her out
-Becky
Urban Flats
Server
What is a server?
A guy who brings the food
or a guy who brings the drinks?
Or a guy who dances
70’s at a skating
rink?
-Matt
Urban Flats, Winter Garden
Labia
Loose lips
sink ships.
But not submarines.
They have sea men.
-MHS
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Clickity Clack
Along the track
Clickity clack
Make the booty go
smack
-Abby & Renee
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Anaconda
Small & slimy
No thank you
Now give me an
anaconda & I
say
Woo-Hoo!
-Em
Hagan O’Reilly’s Pub
Dollar
For a dollah
I wanna hollah
Bring some coin
Rub my loin
and I will follah.
-MHS
Mulligan’s Irish Pub
Song!
Note: One must be in tune
to C sharp or you’ll B flat
-MHS
Hooters, Waterford