fucking Bitches
(lady dogs).

Face!

-Chris
Mulligan’s Irish Pub

Red light, yellow light
Both equal no go, yahtzee
here we go, hit it

-Lacy
Hagan O’Reilly’s

If it’s shineey

It’s mine-y!

-Lil’ Mama
Bitches!
Mulligans Irish Pub, Celebration

Snort n’ hears a who 

Chokin’ on the smell o’ pooh 

A word Lisa truly hates

Diaphragm 
Out of control

Nasal honk 
SNORT

-MHS
Mulligan’s Irish Pub

Angle and speed are important…

-Tim
The Copper Rocket

It could be in a car 

It could be really far

Some can be lured by a poem 

& like to be taken home

-Abby
Urban Flats, Winter Garden

Up the river 

and over the rocks, 

I’m wearin’ shorts 

and tall black socks.

As annoying as fire ants, 

are my fancy salmon pants.

-MHS
Urban Flats, Winter Garden

Ho, Ho, Ho 

What’s that in Santa’s
pants? 

Is it an elf? 

Is it a candy cane? 

No it’s Ms Claus

-Kurt
Hagan O’Rielly’s Pub

She’s a brickhouse

You should ask her out

-Becky
Urban Flats

What is a server?
A guy who brings the food 

or a guy who brings the drinks? 

Or a guy who dances
70’s at a skating
rink?

-Matt
Urban Flats, Winter Garden